LET'S TALK ABOUT JOHNNY
Written by Nlewedim Jennifer Uchechi.

Hohaa!

Johnny leave me follow Cynthia and i don't know what to do,and he talk say i no do am,like the way Cynthia dey do,Johnny give uche belle,talk say he wan marry Nene,nwokem kedu ife na eme {my guy,what is happening?}
Johnny eee johnny eee

Hehehehe!

That was Yemi Alade , a popular Nigeria Female artist,crooning it all the way.

Not long ago,that music was the rave of the moment.

And that will bring us to the topic of the day"let's talk about Johnny"

Where are the johnny's in the house?

You've been dating a girl for the past eight years,you even gave her an engagement ring,thereby officially making her lord of the ring,no continue being a Johnny.

And that was not enough,you kept on deceiving her,one day,during the weekends,she came to your house,telling you of a guy that asked for her hand in marriage,you started feeling insecure and didn't relent in letting her know,she then reassured you of her undying love for you,Mr Johnny,marry her no way!Allow her to get married to another person,no way!,ok,continue being a Johnny!

She 'mumuciously ' aborted a baby because of you,not once,not twice and definitely not thrice,Oh My Jah!

And still yet,you kept telling her that you've not gotten the kind of money you are looking for to take her home to mama,okay,keep your PINTLE to yourself,no way!,okay play safe,no way!Continue being a Johnny.

She came back one day,crying to you,telling you of how someone called her AGADI EKWE NKA,making jest of her but she can't just leave you,she 've invested eight solid years in the relationship and it's not easy to think of giving up,you reassured her.

Then,you hit,you hit that sweet mula , then all of a sudden,you remembered she is an old cargo,all of a sudden,you realised she is too bush and not posh,you left her and married a posh girl.

Mr Johnny,remember fire dey burn...fire fit burn you.

MORAL;Do not stay in a relationship that long without any commitment,Do not abort even if you are just two weeks gone,it's a baby and not blood,then if you must shine Congo,shine safe....Do not be the proverbial lord of the rings,please let go before you turn out to be another Johnny's play thing.

LIFE TOO SWEET JARE.

Shalom !

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